I haven't been loved by a man
In quite a while
You know it isn't easy
Making me smile
Friends have their lovers
Men on a string
There must be something
Terribly wrong with me

"How do you do
Would you like to be friends?"
No I just want a bed for the night
You can fake it that's alright
In the morning I won't be here

It's a sacrificial alter
I'm laying down my head
And I'm telling you up front
I haven't much to give

"How do you do
Would you like to be friends?"
Yes, that might be very nice
We might fall in love
Every body has it's price
Mine is yours for free
If you fall in love with me

I haven't been loved by a man
In quite a while
You know it's not easy
Making me smile
Friends have their lovers
Men on a string
There must be something
Terribly wrong with me